An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean of the college that, in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of infinite wealth, infinite wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.

"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning.

Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, "Say something wise."

The dean looks at them and says,

This is a focussed session for those first class and above who need Eagle Required Merit Badges (you can earn up to 6 if you prepare).  Your colleagues are also focused youth who want to do the above and learn about successful Eagle Projects and the Eagle Board of Reivew.  The lodging is air conditioned.  This is local so the cost is low.